MJ MORNING SHOW SOUND CLIPS
Here are a bunch of MJ Morning Show sound clips from the past and present. They are either WAV, MP3, ASX, or RAM (RealPlayer) files:
MJ: "Holy Shih Tzu!"
Fester: "I am gay"
MJ: "I am a transexual"
MJ: "I'm not wearing any underwear"
MJ: "I love nuts"
Caller: "Holy God!"
MJ: "Shut up!"
MJ: "What are you babbling about!?"
MJ Crying Like A Baby
Dr. Phil: "You know what MJ? Shut up!"
Legally Blind Mike Screams
MJ's Evil Laugh
Dave The Dwarf Mumbling
"I'm Dave The Dwarf And I Approve This Message"
Fester's Fake Laugh
Fester Will "Bozadeebop" You
Fester Intros A Song
MJ Laughing Crazily
Fester Belches On-Air
MJ: "Save the Drama for your Mama"
LaMosa: "Who is you?"
Hurricane's Web Update Notification
MJ's World Series Prediction
George W. Bush: "It's Fuzzy Math"
Will Ferrell: "I drive a Dodge Stratus!"
Will Ferrell: "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
MJ: "Who the hell's that?"
Joey B: "I saw a bigfoot"
Another MJ Evil Laugh
Froggy Sings the "Hump Day" Song
MJ: "Can you explain this to me?"
MJ: "No duh!"
MJ: "You should not listen to anything else"
MJ: "Welcome, my peeps!"
MJ: "My ass!"
MJ: "You've gotta be kidding me!"
MJ: "That is unbelievable!"
MJ Yawns on the Air
MJ Screws with his Microphone
MJ Crazy Laugh #2
Joey B: "For the love of dear Jesus!"
MJ MORNING SHOW AUDIO SEGMENTS & BITS
Here are some audio bits along with a few show bloopers from the past and present:
- Milton Orders the Wonder Boner
In a live Crotchety call, Milton Fludgecow calls to order the Wonder Boner, not realizing that it isn't an alternative to Viagra.
- Fester's Penny Problem
Uncle Fester as "Nuisance Man" attempts to pay for gas that costs $23.25 with pennies. Usef, the cashier, gets pretty upset when Fester dumps a huge bag of coins all over his counter.
- Fake Phone-A-Friend Call #1
Posing as Regis, MJ calls someone in the middle of the night as the person for a Phone-A-Friend lifeline on Millionaire.
- Fake Phone-A-Friend Call #2
Posing as Regis, MJ calls another random person in the middle of the night as the person for a Phone-A-Friend lifeline on Millionaire. This lady isn't too pleased with being awakened.
- Complaint Call to Victoria's Secret
The Reverend Cletus Splotch calls Victoria's Secret to complain about the ABC fashion show that contained nudity, then orders a catalog for his wife.
- MJ's Discover Card Dilemma
MJ calls the Discover Card to complain that he had been denied a credit card as a college student in 1984 and now receives junk mail from the company begging him to become a cardholder.
- Monkey Phone Call to Oprah Winfrey
Courtesy of monkeyphonecall.com, MJ calls Oprah to give her a monkey message from her boyfriend Stedman.
- Monkey Phone Call to Kelsey Grammer
Courtesy of monkeyphonecall.com, MJ leaves a monkey message on Kelsey's answering machine.
- Monkey Phone Call to Queen of England
Courtesy of monkeyphonecall.com, MJ calls Buckingham Palace to leave a monkey message for the Queen of England.
- Fester Breaks A Chair
Uncle Fester breaks a chair during a local newscast with Martin Giles.
- Fester's Popular Relay Call
Fester makes a sexual relay call to his "wife" who is deaf and has to use the messaging service provided by the phone company.
- A Rhonda Receptionist Radio Quiz
Here's a Rhonda Receptionist Radio Quiz with Rhonda who was a receptionist at the Clear Channel radio complex in Tampa. She had a reputation for being one of the dumbest people on the planet.
- MJ & BJ Follow-Up File
MJ & BJ take calls from listeners about any questions listeners have about the show or bits that never materialized.
- MJ Confronts Psychic Maria Marsalas
MJ confronts the psychic Maria Marsalis, who he thinks is a wacko and has no ability to predict the future.
- MJ's Fake Michael Jackson Show Open Impersonation
When Michael Jackson was on trial and had his limo diverted to the hospital because of a stomach ailment, Fester says the same about MJ at the beginning of a show.
- Larry King Live caller mentions the MJ Morning Show
A listener calls into the Larry King Live Show on CNN when Martha Stewart was on and mentions that she has been following her ordeal on the MJ Morning Show.
- MJ Sings Intro Music
When the opening intro music for the show doesn't play, MJ decides to sing it himself.
- MJ Urges Listeners to Tune Out
Right before going to break, MJ tells listeners not to listen to the next segment and to change the station.
- Show Screw-up Coming Back from Break (audio quality not the best)
MJ is out of the studio when the show comes back on the air, and the rest of the crew screws up coming back from break.
- Flunkie Opens a Break
While MJ is in the general manager's office, Flunkie has to open the break coming back from commercial and has a panic attack.
- The Alien-Speak MJ Morning Show
MJ and the crew discuss topics and do the show in alien-speak.
- Fester Hosts the Show
When MJ gets a call from Michelle, Fester takes over and hosts the show, demonstrating his lack of broadcasting skills at the time. Luckily he has improved since then.
- Jabberjaw's Awkward Questions Jingle
Fester, Joey, and others do the Awkward Questions jingle.
- "The only batter I'm into is battering my wife."
MJ says jokingly that the only batter he is into is battering his wife Michelle. Flunkie pulled the tape after he said this.
MJ MORNING SHOW'S 9/11/01 TERRORIST ATTACK COVERAGE
Here are some clips from the MJ Morning Show's coverage of the terrorist attacks from September 11, 2001. MJ stayed on the air from 6 AM to 7 PM EST in order to keep listeners updated on the unfolding events:
Breaking News of the First Attack
During a segment where a man was in search of his long-lost son, Martin Giles frantically runs into the studio to notify MJ of the initial attack on the first World Trade Center tower.
Second Plane Hits World Trade Center
This is when CNN reported that a second plane had hit the other World Trade Center tower.
World Trade Center Tower Collapses
This is when CNN reported that one of the World Trade Center towers had collapsed.
Today Show Reports on the Attacks
MJ briefly recaps the terrorist attacks while listening to a report on the Today Show on NBC.
ABC News Top-of-the-hour Radio Report
MJ briefly recaps the terrorist attacks and then joins ABC News with an 11 AM EST report.
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